Hello & welcome back to A Look at Disney. Let's get this over with. This is your guys' choice as I gave you an option weeks back to choose the next theme for Music Fridays, which was pushed back, And what did you choose, Bottom of The Barrel. In other words, Disney songs I can't stand and would rather be forced to watch The Incredibles on continuous loop then listen to these songs. Here's the way, this is going to work, we are going to start with songs that are on the lower side of bad to songs, just make me question their existence. Now do keep in mind that just because I don't like these songs, does not mean someone else may. Except for the last one, if you like that one. Leave Now!
It's A Small World
Hey, The Shermans are not immune from writing bad songs and this is a bad song. Let me explain, why I do not like this song. It's repetitive nature is rather annoying. You hear this song and it gets stuck in your head for the rest of the day, "It'll never leave!" Do I hate this song? Yeah, I do and is it cliche to hate on this song? Yeah, it is but every ounce of hate gets is deserved because this is NOT a good song. I get the message of that we have more common then we think but the thing that kills this song is again, the repetitive nature and the sound is just ugh. This is a case where I appreciate the ride but cannot stand the song.
Lester's Possum Park
I did mention in my favorite films video that this one would be appearing on the list. Even as a kid, when I saw this in A Goofy Movie, I didn't like it. My reaction to this number was "What was that?" Come to find out, years later that it was a parody of The Country Bear Jamboree. Well, it's not a very good one. I get the attempt at parody and I applaud Disney for being able to make fun of themselves but it doesn't work, when the number is STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, this film had a great soundtrack save for this disaster. Let me put this way, a good parody could've been done here but this sure as heck wasn't
Tip and Dash
Okay, first off, who came up with these two losers? And secondly, why did they get their own song? Well, at least I get to listen to Tara Strong sing. Y'know to make this better, I'll imagine some of her other characters.
That's a little better Anyways back to this song, I get what they were going for but NO, these cells of animation are not worthy of a song. These two things are just annoying and this sounds less like a song for a film and more like something you'd hear on a badly produced kid's show. Because as many kid's shows such as Spongebob, Phineas & Ferb, and MLP have proven, TV shows can have good original songs. And this wouldn't be a memorable TV song.
We Belong Together
You all know my feelings on TS3 by now, I don't like it. I think it's overrated and nothing will change that and no, I will never review it. Anyways, making another appearance on Music Fridays is easily the worst Toy Story song. We Belong Together, what is it that I don't like about this song. The sound is dis genuine and artificial. All this song is You've Got A Friend In Me Pt. 2. There is no need for this song to exist. We already had a much better song from this franchise dealing with friendship being the superior You've Got A Friend In Me. Seriously, all that Randy Newman was doing here was recreating You've Got A Friend In Me and that is why it sounds so fake. There is no real emotion in this song. Anyways, let's move on as I think my flame wall is starting to combust.
I Want It All
Okay okay, I know I'm going to get for some flack for this. I like the High School Musical trilogy. They are kinda my guilty pleasure but I wouldn't even say that as I genuinely enjoy them. Having said that, even I can realize that Sharpay Evans is a vapid and shallow character that never learns her lesson and just repeats her action in all three movies and why all of characters, did she get her own film? Sorry about that tangent, this song was the one of the early numbers in HSM 3 and well, I get they were going for with Sharpay talking about her dreams and what she wants. But how is a fan who hates this character supposed to enjoy this number, when in every other movie, we wanted her to fail. I get the diva attitude, it fits for the character but all this song does is highlight how vapid and shallow, Sharpay truly is. Why should we care, what she wants? When as I said in the first two installments, we were rooting against her. If you wanted to redeem her into a likable character, (which did NOT happen in her film), you shouldn't have waited until the third and final movie. You could've maybe dropped hints of her wanting to change her ways in the other films. I don't know, what you could've done but this just came out of the blue. Sure, you did it in part because we had a new antagonist that was 10 times worse then Sharpay and I didn't think that was possible. Anyways, we have another song from Sharpay that is actually worse.
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
Yeah, I got nothin' Look I may have put my Disney credibility on the line saying that I'm a fan of these films but even then, this is incredibly stupid. It just makes no sense and there's a reason, this song was cut from the final product because it adds nothing. Say what you will but at least most of the songs advance the story. This one is just a stop and look at me type number. Well, that does fit, Sharpay. All this song makes me want to do is listen the the much better Pineapple Princess by Annette. And how do you even pronounce the title of this song? Oh, sure Ryan and Sharpay knew how to say but how long do you think, they practiced. Two songs to go.
Yodel-Adle-Eedle-Idle-Oo
There was no avoiding this one. I've been able to avoid this and rest of this film, since I regrettably saw it in theaters. To this film, I say this: "This is your villain song! Are you sure, you don't want to try again?" I mean comedic villain songs are nothing new but this? Really? I'm just perplexed by it. It... it...it.. just doesn't make sense. Well, I mean I get the Pied Piper idea but really? That's what you wanted to go with. Really? I'm less mad at this song and just more confused by it's existence. But it's still pretty bad.
Supercali
I'm done, I give up. I'm done, I'm done!!! Does someone have a hammer I can borrow? Because that is the only way to survive this. WHY does this exist? Whose idea was it to turn one of the most beloved Mary Poppins songs into a rap song? I really want to know, because I'd like to introduce them to the Cave of Wonders. WHY? Okay, you didn't even do that. You just used the original with Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke's singing for a remix. WHY? Sure, when I think of remixes, I think Mary Poppins. Oh wait, NO I DON"T KNOW!!! This shouldn't be a thing.
WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Y'know what, I apologize to every other song on this article. This should've been the only song that I featured. This... This... This . is STUPID!!!! I am done, there cannot be anything possibly worse then this. And I'm not sure, but I think it broke me.
Yep, that sums up my feelings.
Well, that ends this Music Fridays. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to hunt down the person responsible for Supercali and let them know much of an abomination it truly is. Peace! Trust me, the one responsible for that song thing is going to need some.
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