Takeover Week: Top 6 Darkfan21 Moments

Hello & welcome to Takeover Week.  What is Takeover Week?  Well, you see back in December, I set up a poll for you guys to vote on and for an entire week would be dedicated for whichever of my segments got the most votes. In the end, it was a close vote with first place being a tie between Classic Shorts Showcase and Top 6 with 4 votes each.  So in the end, I had to decide.  And I chose to give you a week of 4 Top 6's. Starting with My Top 6 Darkfan21 Moments.  I know what your thinking,  didn't Darkfan already do this? Well, yeah  but those were gross exaggerations.  And well, these are the more humiliating moments from Darkfan's life.  Because if you can't laugh at your annoying arch enemy, you can you laugh at.   I do imagine that  this list will tick Darkfan off. Well that is the point! With that out of the way, let's begin.

6.  Claiming To Be The Great and Powerful Trixie

Darkfan, my dear Darkfan.  How drunk were you to think that you were a cartoon horse.  Not only that but a mare, you claimed that you were a female horse.   Honestly, Darkfan,  I thought you were a human male. Unless of course there is something, you wish to share with all of us. And how do you even know who this character is if you hate this show so much? Unless of course, you secretly like it like our next entry.

5. Denying Your Love For Sofia The First

There's no shame in admitting that you like a children's cartoon aimed at little girls.   Why, I'd even say that this show is very good and it could teach you some valuable lessons about being a better person.  Of course knowing you, they probably won't stick and I imagine your happy to see a villain that is more of bumbling goofball, then you are. Why, each time this show is brought up, you try to change the subject.  Just come out and admit that you like the show and I won't think any less of you. Not that I held you in such high regard to begin with though.

4.  Thinking you were In DisneyOtoko's Basement, when His House Doesn't Even Have A Basement

Piece of advice, my friend, invest in a flashlight to see where your going.  I mean honestly, you thought DisneyOtoko had a basement in his house, when he doesn't. That's rather comical, my friend.  Honestly, you always good for a laugh, Darkfan.  Honestly, you should give up this  whole villain act and think about starring in a sitcom with these kinds of situations.   Why, I can hear the script being written write now.   Just picture it, It's Darkfan.    Of course that isn't your actual name because who could forget the day, I gave you your name.  Why, it was just a few months ago.

3.   Naming You Suzy 

Ah,  could forget the day, I named you Suzy in the chatroom.  I know I'll never forget that day. I'll have to thank Sydney for reminding me that you didn't have a real name and something about naming you Suzy, seemed right.  Sure, it was just a joke but tell me, doesn't Suzy sound better then Darkfan21.  There have been very few times that you've brought joy into my life but that day, I was so happy to  give you a real name.  Now I didn't think that hard about what to name you as Suzy was just a joke meant to piss you off but I don't care and I've your driver's license.  Appears that your now using Suzy as your name for things such as that.   Of course, this can't top what I saved for the Top 2.  

2. Getting Tricked By Fusionater So Easily

Ah, I wasn't there for this one. But Fusionater did tell me about it and it was is one of the biggest laughs, I ever had.   Dude, that is one of the oldest tricks in the book.  Fusionater tricked you, so that he could take you down.  How did you not  see this coming?  And you wonder, why we don't take you seriously as a threat.   Okay, there is one other reason, your not taken seriously as a threat. 

1. Being Defeated by It's A Small World

Ah, memories.  I remember this, like it was yesterday.  From our very first encounter, when you tried to take over, my body. Why did you do that again? Anyways,  I can't believe I successfully defeated with you this song.  Sure, it's one of the more annoying Disney songs and I don't really care for it, myself but really?  You left the scene as soon as I started playing this song. A stronger villain would've stayed and fought me with this song still playing but no, you couldn't handle it.  Do you know how pathetic that makes you  look?  I imagine, you were laughed out of whatever Evil League of Evil, you were a part of at the time.  I'll admit, I was actually afraid of you at the time but I had no reason to fear you if... this song could defeat you.   Honestly,  I should've laughed you off after this.  Is it any wonder that when you went up against up Fusionater and DisneyOtoko, they didn't take you seriously.    

Well, there you have it.  My take on Darkfan21's greatest moments.  A rather fun way to kick off Takeover Week, if you ask me.  Join me tomorrow as I continue Takeover Week, when I countdown who I consider to be The Top 6 Most Inspirational Characters.